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President Biden Takes Credit for 70% Drop in El Salvador Murder Rate

Biden Takes Credit for 70% Drop in El Salvador Murder Rate
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, World News
Following breaking news that the El Salvador crime rate has plunged by 70% this past year, President Biden goes on camera to say that allowing U.S. migrants "is a good thing -- we are helping South American nations reduce crime. That includes sex-trafficking, drug cartels and violent gangs -- these things will cease to exist south of the border."

In a show of support, Vice President Harris tweeted a smiling emoji and posted #CrimeFreeSouthAmerica and #LetsGrowSanctuaryCities.

NYC's Mayor Adams is now calling for President Biden's impeachment.

"This has gone too far. He's bats*** crazy," Adams tells local news.

Adams is also calling for Vice President Harris total banishment from social media.

"What are they smoking at the White House?" Mayor Adams shouts during a televised interview. "China must have some new kind of Fentanyl. Maybe they've poisoned the White House drinking water with it? Something is not right. As of this moment I'm putting all of NYPD on notice that the nation is under some kind of biological attack and the White House is currently Ground Zero -- obviously something is seriously wrong over there."

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