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Ceasefire in Gaza? Palestinian Children Let the Cat Out of the Bag on the Biden Administration

Ceasefire in Gaza? Palestinian Children Let the Cat Out of the Bag on the Biden Administration
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, World News
FOX NEWS: "We are in Gaza today where President Biden has just arrived to show support for the Palestinians following Benjamin Netanyahu's refusal to the U.N. to back down from its continued operations in Rafah to root out Hamas. As a classic move by the Biden Administration this is just another tactic to not lose voters. Many in the U.S. who support the Palestinians have declared that they will not vote for President Biden unless he forces a ceasefire on Israel. Will the President do the right thing and continue to stand with Israel -- or will he do what he always does and just chase the vote? After all he is a career politician. This is all he knows. He just wants votes and he would sell his own soul to get them."

News cameras from Fox News, CNN, and other networks record President Biden and his team greet a large group of Palestinian officials and parents, teens, and children. A mother with a young child of about 2 years old is positioned next to Biden. Biden says to her, "What a cute child. What is his name?"

The two-year-old says something right at that moment.

"What was that?" Biden asks. The two-year-old repeats his words but Biden is unable to make out what he just said. Biden leans in and so do assistants and reporters' microphones and cameras.

With a twinkle in his eye and a smile, the two-year-old says, "Kill the Jews."

Of course President Biden didn't quite hear that or comprehend that. Biden smiles and says to the mom, "What was that he said?"

Smiling, she says, "His first words... He said 'kill the Jews' because he is such a beautiful boy. We're so happy to have been blessed with him."

Assistants to the President interrupt and start to move him away from the mother and young child.

An ABC News reporter in the crowd says aloud, "Okay, well hopefully the cameras didn't pick that up. It looks like we're now going to go walk over to the shopping district here in Rafa where President Biden is walking by a pet store."

Out on the sidewalk in front of the store, President Biden walks by a large parrot cage. He pauses and smiles next to the parrot and waves at the cameras. Biden says a few words. As microphones lean in, the parrot says, "Kill the Jews. Kill the Jews."

Biden looks confused and asks, "Did it just say what I think it just said?"

The pet store owner, smiles and says, "Yes this is a very special parrot. He's been saying that since 1998, just a few months after he was hatched. We have been so blessed. If he could only wear a suicide bomb vest we would put him into action. As it is, if you look over on the wall you'll see the remnants of the last parrot we tried this with."

President Biden and assistants look over to a wall where remnants of a small bomb blast and some feathers dried out and petrified in a long time ago dried bloody goo at the base of the wall tell the whole story.

Assistants to the President step in yet again, with one of the assistants saying to the cameras, "Okay, now we're going to go around the corner to a small elementary school where the children's choir is set to sing a song. We can actually hear them practicing right now in the background from an open amphitheater."

Children's voices ring out, "From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free..."

"Change of plans," says a reporter out loud to the cameras. "It looks like the President's team is actually now being lead in a different direction from the school."

The cameras show Biden and his entourage of assistants and trailing Palestinian officials stop and talk with a group of young teen Palestinian children gathered nearby.

President Biden smiles, leans over and hugs one, and says, "We are here to help you. The United States opens its arms in support. We have many Palestinians that have made their home in our nation and we stand with you now in your struggles with Israel."

The young teen child laughs warmly and thanks President Biden. The child says, "Want to hear a joke? How many Jews do you have if you cut one Jew in half?"

President Biden pauses, eyes wide, then says, "I'm not sure how to answer that."

The teen child laughs and says, "You only have one Jew. He's just been cut into two. One Jew, cut into two.."

He and his friends laugh and start singing the words out loud, galloping off as assistants, cameras, and officials look on.

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