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Putin Celebrates Havana Syndrome 2.0 Attack On US Democratic Party
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, World News
Putin laughs. Xi laughs. "It is brilliant... no headaches, no disorientation. Just complete retardation. Their own people call them insane. We must continue to strike the radical left progressives with our weaponry..."
READ MORE
 
2028: San Francisco's Sassy She Males Win the WNBA Championship
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
Yet again -- absolutely crushing the competition as transgender male athletes continue to infiltrate women's sports. The Daily Wire gave us a preview in 2023 with the movie, Lady Ballers. The shocking future of women's sports under the Radical Left Democrats...
READ MORE
 
President Trump Scores Big with January 20, 2025 Victory Speech
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
Celebration Day for President Donald Trump. A 'day of infamy' forever remembered by the Radical Left. Children will sing songs to celebrate this day...
READ MORE
 
Grannies for Jesus Targeted by Biden's FBI
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
...and how this affects you, me, and millions of other faith-based Americans that consider themselves Conservative and opposed to the extremely dangerous Radical Left agenda. This is crazy...
READ MORE
 
China Feeds False Intel to US Private Intelligence Sectors -- Sending US Government on Wild Good Chase
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, World News
... while Chinese operatives stay focused and on mission to tear down US government. Is this why so many Conservative Americans are on government watch lists? You won't believe what Biden has to say on this.
READ MORE
 
Ceasefire in Gaza? Palestinian Children Let the Cat Out of the Bag on the Biden Administration
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, World News
"What was that?" Biden asks. The two-year-old repeats his words but Biden is unable to make out what he just said. Biden leans in and so do assistants and reporters' microphones and cameras. With a twinkle in his eye and a smile, the two-year-old says, "Kill the Jews."
READ MORE
 
Trump's Pick for Vice President-- Dr. Phil. Franklin Graham Also Appointed
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
DONALD: "… Franklin Graham will be 'America's Chaplain'. His duty will be to cast out demons. The Radical Left has become demonic. IT WILL ALL BE TELEVISED."
READ MORE
 
Indiana Removes 'Gender Confused' Teen from Christian Home -- Parents Call the A-Team
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
"Whatever's going on," says Hannibal. "Somebody just pressed the fast-forward button on Doomsday... Now, let's go get this kid back to his parents."
READ MORE
 
Jewel Biden and Kam Harris: The 2024 Transvestite Ticket to the White House
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
... and How it's Playing Right into China’s Hands. This is terrifying.
READ MORE
 
Chinese Plot to Overthrow America - Shock and Terror at the White House
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, World News
"Just minutes after the release of that transcript, armed U.S. troops are now seen surrounding the White House as tanks, helicopters, and Humvees pass through the White House gates and on to the lawn. We're getting a live feed now from an AP reporter on the ground as troops are now entering the White House."
READ MORE
 
Biden Wins SpaceX Award: Elon Musk Promises Biden Administration Ride on Starship
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
"Thank you, Mr. President... You, Kamala and your chief advisors are the fantastic recipients of the first ever SpaceX Presidential award. In two weeks you will be flown into space on Starship Challenger -- a very luxurious and very safe spacecraft just for this occasion. It's the future of space tourism."
READ MORE
 
Iranian Attacks: Biden Strikes Back with 'Decadence from Hell' - Iran on it's Heels
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, World News
After the latest attacks from Iran backed terrorists on U.S. bases, President Biden has told Iran "he's decided how to respond to the killing of 3 U.S. soldiers." Now, across the nation, the suspense is killing us all...
READ MORE
 
Voodoo Magic? President Biden Propped Up at the Mic, Strange Gaffes, Icky Shuffle
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
First of all I just want to express my condolences to the family and friends of former President Joe Biden. I'm getting ahead of myself however, for those of you who still think he's alive and kicking...
READ MORE
 
Biden Administration Put on Watchlist: FBI Director's Kid Turns Homosexual -- Last Straw Says Director
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
There's some things you just can't predict about the current political environment. What happened last week in Washington DC — was bound to happen. In fact it's probably been happening now for quite some time in liberal cities across the nation — Democrat parents SHOCKED when their kids start turning gay. This time it happens to the FBI Director. What follows? Liberal chaos.
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Donald Trump's New Campaign Slogan: 'Evil Joe' and the LGBTQ Radical Left -- Make America Repent
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
"Isn't it horrifying the things our children are being exposed to? It should truly make us tremble when Joe Biden is giving speeches on the White House lawn embracing LGBTQ and Gay Pride lifestyles and encouraging it on our children."
READ MORE
 
AI Continues to Stump the Radical Left
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
Unable to accept the assessment of its own AI, a radical left think-tank is now blaming what they call a sophisticated hack...
READ MORE
 
FBI Watchlist Corky Life Goes On Dana Carvey Church Lady SNL
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
"Welcome to the new position, special agent. The bureau appreciates new agents like you. Here ya' go, I need you to review a stack of files. Somehow half of U.S. citizens want to cause a revolution and so we've got a long list of people that need to be policed and possibly locked away." The voice continues, "What happened on January 6 can never happen again…"
READ MORE
 
California Reboots Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood: Meet Mrs. Rodgers & Drag Queen Story Hour
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
"Hello there, kiddies. My name is Mrs. Rodgers and this is Drag Queen Story Hour. We're going to have some fun today on California Public Access TV..."
READ MORE
 
Is it a Boy? Is it a Girl? Not in California — It's Pat
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
California makes it a crime to call a baby a boy or a girl. Instead, it's now legally known as Pat, a reference to a fictional film from the early 1990s where "the central humorous aspect of sketches featuring Pat is the inability of others to determine the character's sex."
READ MORE
 
Armed World War II Vets Attempt A Coupt Against Radical Left Democrats
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
It happened out of nowhere. It would shock the nation and glue people to television screens and smartphones. World War II veterans with heavy weapons, some in wheelchairs, attempt a coup.
READ MORE
 
Biden Attends Tijuana Donkey Show - Finds Out It's Not a Zoo
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
As part of an open borders discussion with Mexico taking place in Tijuana just south of San Diego, CA, Biden's cabinet shares a laugh and what they called a playful prank on the President. Biden was told he was going to The Donkey Show, at which Biden replied, "I grew up on a farm. They can sure kick."
READ MORE
 
Desperate for a Solution, the Biden Administration Turns to AI
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, World News
The Day the Earth Stood Still for President Biden and his chief advisors. Welcome to the Biden Administration nightmare.
READ MORE
Biden Wins SpaceX Award: Elon Musk Promises Biden Administration Ride on Starship
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
"Thank you, Mr. President... You, Kamala and your chief advisors are the fantastic recipients of the first ever SpaceX Presidential award. In two weeks you will be flown into space on Starship Challenger -- a very luxurious and very safe spacecraft just for this occasion. It's the future of space tourism."
READ MORE
 
Jewel Biden and Kam Harris: The 2024 Transvestite Ticket to the White House
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
... and How it's Playing Right into China’s Hands. This is terrifying.
READ MORE
 
California Reboots Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood: Meet Mrs. Rodgers & Drag Queen Story Hour
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
"Hello there, kiddies. My name is Mrs. Rodgers and this is Drag Queen Story Hour. We're going to have some fun today on California Public Access TV..."
READ MORE
 
Biden Administration Put on Watchlist: FBI Director's Kid Turns Homosexual -- Last Straw Says Director
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
There's some things you just can't predict about the current political environment. What happened last week in Washington DC — was bound to happen — Democrat parents shocked when their kids start turning gay. This time it happens to the FBI Director. What follows? Liberal chaos.
READ MORE
 
Voodoo Magic? President Biden Propped Up at the Mic, Strange Gaffes, Icky Shuffle
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
First of all I just want to express my condolences to the family and friends of former President Joe Biden. I'm getting ahead of myself however, for those of you who still think he's alive and kicking...
READ MORE
 
Uncle Samantha Wants You - The New US Military Under Joe Biden
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, Comic Parodies
Not able to grasp why American males are turning their back on U.S. Military recruitment, President Biden turns to a radical left think tank for help: "Uncle Samantha" is born.
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Celebrating Biden's Victory - A Look Back at this Disastrous Day for America's Security on November 7, 2020
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
The speech heard 'round the democratic world. Just how far is the Biden Administration ready to go to help secure future democrat victories? Welcome to The Far Side of the Biden Administration.
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Uncle Samantha Wants You - The New US Military Under Joe Biden
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
I had no idea that just a few days after releasing the above parody sketched by an illustrator I work with that I would be getting a thank you call from Army recruiters from a handful of major West Coast cities. "We have never had so many calls to our recruiting office in just one week," said an Army recruiter out of San Francisco. "The phone has been ringing off the hook..."
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Putin Celebrates Havana Syndrome 2.0 Attack On US Democratic Party
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, World News
Putin laughs. Xi laughs. "It is brilliant... no headaches, no disorientation. Just complete retardation. Their own people call them insane. We must continue to strike the radical left progressives with our weaponry..."
READ MORE
 
2028: San Francisco's Sassy She Males Win the WNBA Championship
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
Yet again -- absolutely crushing the competition as transgender male athletes continue to infiltrate women's sports. The Daily Wire gave us a preview in 2023 with the movie, Lady Ballers. The shocking future of women's sports under the Radical Left Democrats...
READ MORE
 
President Trump Scores Big with January 20, 2025 Victory Speech
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
Celebration Day for President Donald Trump. A 'day of infamy' forever remembered by the Radical Left. Children will sing songs to celebrate this day...
READ MORE
 
Grannies for Jesus Targeted by Biden's FBI
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
...and how this affects you, me, and millions of other faith-based Americans that consider themselves Conservative and opposed to the extremely dangerous Radical Left agenda. This is crazy...
READ MORE
 
China Feeds False Intel to US Private Intelligence Sectors -- Sending US Government on Wild Good Chase
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, World News
... while Chinese operatives stay focused and on mission to tear down US government. Is this why so many Conservative Americans are on government watch lists? You won't believe what Biden has to say on this.
READ MORE
 
Ceasefire in Gaza? Palestinian Children Let the Cat Out of the Bag on the Biden Administration
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, World News
"What was that?" Biden asks. The two-year-old repeats his words but Biden is unable to make out what he just said. Biden leans in and so do assistants and reporters' microphones and cameras. With a twinkle in his eye and a smile, the two-year-old says, "Kill the Jews."
READ MORE
 
Trump's Pick for Vice President-- Dr. Phil. Franklin Graham Also Appointed
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
DONALD: "… Franklin Graham will be 'America's Chaplain'. His duty will be to cast out demons. The Radical Left has become demonic. IT WILL ALL BE TELEVISED."
READ MORE
 
Indiana Removes 'Gender Confused' Teen from Christian Home -- Parents Call the A-Team
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
"Whatever's going on," says Hannibal. "Somebody just pressed the fast-forward button on Doomsday... Now, let's go get this kid back to his parents."
READ MORE
 
Jewel Biden and Kam Harris: The 2024 Transvestite Ticket to the White House
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
... and How it's Playing Right into China’s Hands. This is terrifying.
READ MORE
 
Chinese Plot to Overthrow America - Shock and Terror at the White House
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, World News
"Just minutes after the release of that transcript, armed U.S. troops are now seen surrounding the White House as tanks, helicopters, and Humvees pass through the White House gates and on to the lawn. We're getting a live feed now from an AP reporter on the ground as troops are now entering the White House."
READ MORE
 
Biden Wins SpaceX Award: Elon Musk Promises Biden Administration Ride on Starship
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
"Thank you, Mr. President... You, Kamala and your chief advisors are the fantastic recipients of the first ever SpaceX Presidential award. In two weeks you will be flown into space on Starship Challenger -- a very luxurious and very safe spacecraft just for this occasion. It's the future of space tourism."
READ MORE
 
Iranian Attacks: Biden Strikes Back with 'Decadence from Hell' - Iran on it's Heels
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, World News
After the latest attacks from Iran backed terrorists on U.S. bases, President Biden has told Iran "he's decided how to respond to the killing of 3 U.S. soldiers." Now, across the nation, the suspense is killing us all...
READ MORE
 
Donald Trump's New Campaign Slogan: 'Evil Joe' and the LGBTQ Radical Left -- Make America Repent
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
"Isn't it horrifying the things our children are being exposed to? It should truly make us tremble when Joe Biden is giving speeches on the White House lawn embracing LGBTQ and Gay Pride lifestyles and encouraging it on our children."
READ MORE
 
Voodoo Magic? President Biden Propped Up at the Mic, Strange Gaffes, Icky Shuffle
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
First of all I just want to express my condolences to the family and friends of former President Joe Biden. I'm getting ahead of myself however, for those of you who still think he's alive and kicking...
READ MORE
 
Biden Administration Put on Watchlist: FBI Director's Kid Turns Homosexual -- Last Straw Says Director
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
There's some things you just can't predict about the current political environment. What happened last week in Washington DC — was bound to happen — Democrat parents SHOCKED when their kids start turning gay. This time it happens to the FBI Director. What follows? Liberal chaos.
READ MORE
 
AI Continues to Stump the Radical Left
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
Unable to accept the assessment of its own AI, a radical left think-tank is now blaming what they call a sophisticated hack...
READ MORE
 
FBI Watchlist Corky Life Goes On Dana Carvey Church Lady SNL
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
"Welcome to the new position, special agent. The bureau appreciates new agents like you. Here ya' go, I need you to review a stack of files. Somehow half of U.S. citizens want to cause a revolution and so we've got a long list of people that need to be policed and possibly locked away." The voice continues, "What happened on January 6 can never happen again…"
READ MORE
 
Biden Takes Credit for 70% Drop in El Salvador Murder Rate
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, World News
Following breaking news that the El Salvador crime rate has plunged by 70% this past year, President Biden goes on camera to say that allowing U.S. migrants "is a good thing -- we are helping South American nations reduce crime. That includes sex-trafficking, drug cartels and violent gangs..."
READ MORE
 
California Reboots Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood: Meet Mrs. Rodgers & Drag Queen Story Hour
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
"Hello there, kiddies. My name is Mrs. Rodgers and this is Drag Queen Story Hour. We're going to have some fun today on California Public Access TV..."
READ MORE
 
Is it a Boy? Is it a Girl? Not in California — It's Pat
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
California makes it a crime to call a baby a boy or a girl. Instead, it's now legally known as Pat, a reference to a fictional film from the early 1990s where "the central humorous aspect of sketches featuring Pat is the inability of others to determine the character's sex."
READ MORE
 
Armed World War II Vets Attempt A Coupt Against Radical Left Democrats
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
It happened out of nowhere. It would shock the nation and glue people to television screens and smartphones. World War II veterans with heavy weapons, some in wheelchairs, attempt a coup.
READ MORE
 
Biden Attends Tijuana Donkey Show - Finds Out It's Not a Zoo
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
As part of an open borders discussion with Mexico taking place in Tijuana just south of San Diego, CA, Biden's cabinet shares a laugh and what they called a playful prank on the President. Biden was told he was going to The Donkey Show, at which Biden replied, "I grew up on a farm. They can sure kick."
READ MORE
 
Desperate for a Solution, the Biden Administration Turns to AI
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, World News
The Day the Earth Stood Still for President Biden and his chief advisors. Welcome to the Biden Administration nightmare.
READ MORE
FBI Watchlist Corky Life Goes On Dana Carvey Church Lady SNL
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
"Welcome to the new position, special agent. The bureau appreciates new agents like you. Here ya' go, I need you to review a stack of files. Somehow half of U.S. citizens want to cause a revolution and so we've got a long list of people that need to be policed and possibly locked away." The voice continues, "What happened on January 6 can never happen again…"
READ MORE
 
CHUCK NORRIS AND JOHN RAMBO RESPOND TO SAN FRANCISCO GAY MEN'S CHORUS CHANT
by Kent Wilson | Comic Parodies, U.S. News
The San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus are met with a dose of reality with their controversial video, "We are coming for your children." Apparently Chuck Norris and John Rambo (Sly Stallone) don't share the same feelings.
READ MORE
 
California LGBTQ Law Accidentally Blocks Abortions
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
It turns out "Fetus" was a typo. California Governor Gavin Newsom signed the new law, and the state is now in CHAOS. Black Lives Matter has issued death threats to LGBTQ & Gay Pride organizers. "We have every right to abort these unwanted babies. They don't matter."
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America in 2023 — Has the Nation Become a Circus Freak Show?
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, World News
Are you sure you want progress for America? Here's what progress looks like as the left is pushing it. Its primary goal — to create a huge class of Democratic voters and secure a Democratic dynasty. The consequence — it's devastating families and making America the laughingstock of the nations.
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LGBTQ Greets Gaza Ice Hockey Team at NY's JFK
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, Comical Parodies
Singing 'From the river to the sea,' Ivy League LGBTQ Greets Gaza Ice Hockey Team at NY's JFK. Unfortunately Gaza doesn't actually have an ice hockey team.
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Video Game Under Fire For Dinosaur Fossils That Appear 'Millions of Years Old'
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
The Indiana Jones video game franchise has come to XBox One and Playstation 5 with a Raiders of the Lost Ark reboot igniting a firestorm of controversy from radical left Athiest groups across the U.S., Canada, and UK.
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Dr. Seuss and the End Days
by Kent Wilson | Comic Parodies, World News

Dr. Seuss and the End Days for Kids
"As the calendar turns, the world burns. Where is all this going? Let's ask someone who is all-knowing..."
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