In fact both teams are officially changing not just their roster but also their team names. In 2029, the Seattle Storm will now be known as the Luscious Ladies -- and in Dallas, Chicks with Pricks.
Let's hope that Dallas team doesn't start wearing spandex...
Las Vegas and multiple other WNBA teams are now eagerly following suit, especially when so many more people are tuning in to watch these women's basketball games -- that's if we can still call it women's basketball?
Regardless, promoters and team owners are dumping endless money into large contracts and advertising, realizing just how many more people they can sell tickets to with this new kind of sports entertainment -- trans vs trans women's basketball.
This is truly Rue Paul's Drag Race on steroids... Who let the cat out of this bag?... I think I am completely done voting Democrat.
At this rate, by the year 2030 the WNBA may need to re-name itself entirely to the TWNBA. Due to a gag-order issued by the U.S. Supreme Court, female players have been banned from issuing any complaints or speaking out against the domination by transgender males who identify as women.
One former female player has defied the gag-order, however. Now facing fines and jail time, she said on social media, "It's like being bullied. Bullied on the basketball court, bullied in the women's locker rooms, bullied by the Supreme Court, bullied by the corporations. But the locker room -- that's the creepiest place ever. Imagine a transgender male eye-balling you while it takes off its clothes. Some even choose to keep their penises, and those things still work, trust me. You don't ever want to see this. We had to see it more than once..."
A transgender Supreme Court Justice ruled: "The women's rights era is gone and past. Now it's about trans rights. These women need to just accept it and move on. And we certainly do not want to hurt the feelings of these transgender athletes. Especially when transgenders are so sensitive. When allowed to play against women they are really, really good at basketball and that is a great confidence builder and also affirms their identities."
