The cruise ship, as Elon just announced today, is a consolation gift to the Democrats who as we all know have just lost the election. Elon it appears is trying to offer an olive branch. Many of us have seen the videos of Harris voters losing their minds since Trump won in a landslide and it's very clear that many of these people are now suffering from some kind of mass psychosis... Shakes, bulging eyes, enraged rants, sudden tear bursts... It's as though many are channeling their inner two-year old.
And, according to experts we've talked to in the last hour, there's no apparent medication for this. There is no cure.
"Only Jesus can save this crowd," one expert is quoted as saying. "This is off the charts insanity."
We have a reporter on the ground. Let's go to him now..."
"Thanks, Greg -- I've never seen anything like this. Many of the headliners who were at the Democratic National Convention are basically getting in line to board Elon's Titanic 2 cruise ship... They're all here... All suffering from a severe case of TDS."
The reporter turns and points. "As you can see, the lines to board Titanic 2 stretch almost 5 miles and most of the Democrats with TDS are all clutching their prized ticket. That line there -- that's apparently the VIP line. There's Jimmy Kimmel, fighting back tears, holding high his prized ticket. Ahead of Kimmel is the entire cast of ABC's The View, though clearly heart broken, angry, and vengeful... Those are some scary ladies.
Despite that, they're all getting the white glove treatment from smiling cruise ship staff as the red carpet is rolled out and they are all waived on board.
Oh, and look -- there's several news anchors from CNN now joining the VIP line... There's Obama... Lining up behind them, several nut case influencers from Tik Tok... and, oh my God... who is that lady tied up in a straight jacket?... hand cuffed and shackled to a wheel chair... what is this?... she's wearing one of those face mask guards from Silence of the Lambs.
Is that Hillary Clinton?... it is... YES!! YES!!
Hillary Clinton is literally handcuffed and shackled to a wheel chair and being rolled on board by white suited medical attendants
She does not look happy!!
This is amazing... Thank you, Elon.
Well, once fully boarded, within the coming days Titanic 2 will depart and hopefully it will have a much better fate than the first Titanic and we all know how that one ended... It's really interesting that Elon Musk chose the name Titanic 2... Huh?... How ' bout that... It makes a person wonder... Well, back to you."
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