POLITICAL SATIRE / U.S. NEWS
The Federal Bureau of Imagination IS BACK
Republicans lost the Mid-Terms and the Deep Staters are coming out of the closet (no pun intended), drawn like sharks to the scent of blood. Trump's promised VETO hat might as well be a target on his head. This time it won't be someone on a grassy knoll. It might be someone with a highly classified CIA book of dirty tricks plotting the radical left's next moves.
Dan Bongino, sitting behind his desk, wearing his DON'T GET DEAD t-shirt, looks at the camera and says:
"FOLKS, FOLKS, THIS IS A NEAR EMERGENCY. THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY. THEY JUST WON THE HOUSE AND THE SENATE. THESE PEOPLE ARE ALL FIRED UP. TRUMP'S VETO HAT MIGHT AS WELL BE A TARGET ON HIS HEAD.
"Remember the hearings following the Thomas Matthew Crooks Trump assassination attempt? Christopher Wray. Kimberly Cheatle. The rest of them. They all looked guilty. They couldn't hide it. Where are they today? Who are their friends? Who are their associates?
"What's been going on with the Aspen Security Forum the last two years since Trump took office in January 2025? That's the Aspen Institute's gathering of national-security elites, where former Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle was scheduled to speak almost at the same time as Trump's assassination attempt, and where FBI Director Christopher Wray spoke at a separate summit. Most of the people there are absolutely left-wing and Anti-Trump.
"And Kimberly Cheatle was the Secret Service Director in charge of Trump's protection? How easy was it to relax his protection at Butler that day?
"I can't recall if it was them, or if it was somebody else, doing war games where they literally had left-wing generals strategizing and then acting out what a civil war would look like against the conservatives. That's crazy. They're crazy. And they're still out there."
The Pastor's Warning
The scene cuts to a swarm of cameras outside the U.S. Capitol. A pastor stands above the crowd, Bible in hand, refusing to join the chorus of politicians blaming the war in Iran, soaring living costs, and disastrous campaign strategies for the Republicans' crushing midterm defeat. He pointed toward the Capitol dome and asked a question that seemed to make every microphone lean a little closer.
"Why did the Republicans lose the House and the Senate? If it was God that spared Trump's life to put Trump in the highest office in the land, has Trump missed the opportunity to expose the nation's sin? Or does President Trump still have an opportunity to expose the nation's sin, to call the nation to repentance?"
The pastor lifts his Bible higher. "Isaiah 58:1 commands God's messengers to expose sin, not hide it; Ezekiel 33 warns the watchman not to remain silent when danger approaches. I'm not talking about Jeffrey Epstein and all the dirty deeds buried in classified and redacted documents. I'm not talking about JFK and the depths of evil that some in government have steeped to in years long past. I'm talking about the American people — TODAY. The American people are steeped in sin. Who speaks out against the horrendous levels of pornography being pumped into American's homes? Who speaks out against the greed, lust, prostitution, and adultery rampant around the nation? The false Gods, homosexuality, and false religions? Who stands up for the orphan and widow? Is that why the Administration was just dealt a defeat? I keep waiting for these words to go out from the Administration, and all I hear are crickets..."
