JULY 5, 2024 - With Obama and several aides standing by Biden's side (Obama literally helping Biden stand), Biden says, "Are you sure this is a good idea Barack? I mean short bus recruits? They're not scoring very high on those IQ tests."
Obama smiles, says warmly, "Actually, you're wrong there, Joe. Some of them score quite high. Plus it's just what we have to do. They look up to us. We can count on them not to question things. If we're going to stamp out the Republican party, we need a lot more people that support our cause. Short bus recruits continue to display the most loyalty and most can't comprehend the changing political landscape... They follow orders. They don't ask questions."
Short buses pull into parking slots and doors open. A steady stream of recruits pour out each door. Biden notices that there's a lot of women.
"Why so many women?" Biden asks.
Obama replies, "White educated women as well as minority women are opposed to Conservatives and the Republican party. They have been indoctrinated and educated in large universities. This is one of the smartest moves we can make to help ensure our control of federal law enforcement and the government."
Biden pauses for a few long moments. Obama takes notice, puts an arm on Biden's shoulder. Biden says suddenly, "How long has this been going on? Aren't we taking a serious risk of something going wrong?"
Obama laughs. He says, "This has been going on since before you took office. We've got a truly special breed nowadays working for us just where we need them in every branch of government. Committed. Loyal. Easily instructed. They have all passed the litmus test... We can literally take out Donald Trump -- a former President and a future President -- and no one's going to say a thing."
"Someone needs to put a bullseye on him," Biden says, nodding his head. "I keep saying it... Hopefully someone is listening."
"Well, let me put it this way," Obama replies. "Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle is scheduled to meet with a group of liberal elites in Colorado just a few days from now at the Aspen Security Forum. I think there's going to be a lot of smiles and toasts that day, if you get my drift. She's friends with a lot of people who don't like Donald Trump."
Biden smiles. "It's about time. You don't need to say anything else... Round of golf?"
Obama says, "Absolutely Joe, we can do that. First though, we do need you to pass on the torch... the elites at the top of the Progressive think tank say you've served your nation well and it's time for you to move on ... or else."
Biden's eyes get wide. "Or else?... Okay... I get it... I understand."
In a reassuring voice, Obama says, "Very wise move, Joe... Very wise move."
