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Biden Wins SpaceX Award: Elon Musk Promises Biden Administration Ride on Starship
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
"Thank you, Mr. President... You, Kamala and your chief advisors are the fantastic recipients of the first ever SpaceX Presidential award. In two weeks you will be flown into space on Starship Challenger -- a very luxurious and very safe spacecraft just for this occasion. It's the future of space tourism."
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Jewel Biden and Kam Harris: The 2024 Transvestite Ticket to the White House
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
... and How it's Playing Right into China’s Hands. This is terrifying.
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AI Continues to Stump the Radical Left
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
Unable to accept the assessment of its own AI, a radical left think-tank is now blaming what they call a sophisticated hack...
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Biden Attends Tijuana Donkey Show

As part of an open borders discussion with Mexico taking place in Tijuana just south of San Diego, CA, Biden's cabinet shares a laugh and what they called a playful prank on the President. Biden was told he was going to The Donkey Show, at which Biden replied, "I grew up on a farm. They can sure kick."
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Armed World War II Vets Attempt A Coupt Against Radical Left Democrats

It happened out of nowhere. It would shock the nation and glue people to television screens and smartphones. World War II veterans with heavy weapons, some in wheelchairs, attempt a coup.
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FBI Watchlist Corky Life Goes On Dana Carvey Church Lady SNL

"Welcome to the new position, special agent. The bureau appreciates new agents like you. Here ya' go, I need you to review a stack of files. Somehow half of U.S. citizens want to cause a revolution and so we've got a long list of people that need to be policed and possibly locked away." The voice continues, "What happened on January 6 can never happen again…"
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California LGBTQ Law Accidentally Blocks Abortions

It turns out "Fetus" was a typo. California Governor Gavin Newsom signed the new law, and the state is now in CHAOS. Black Lives Matter has issued death threats to LGBTQ & Gay Pride organizers. "We have every right to abort these unwanted babies. They don't matter."
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Celebrating Biden's Victory - A Look Back at this Disastrous Day for America's Security on November 7, 2020
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
The Speech Heard 'Round the Democrat World. Just How Far is the Biden Administration Ready to Go to Help Secure Future Democrat Votes? Welcome to The Far Side of the Biden Administration.
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California Reboots Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood: Meet Mrs. Rodgers & Drag Queen Story Hour
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
"Hello there, kiddies. My name is Mrs. Rodgers and this is Drag Queen Story Hour. We're going to have some fun today on California Public Access TV..."
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LGBTQ Adopts 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' When it Comes to Children and the Opposite Sex
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
In a surprising twist, a support group for LGBTQ parents with adopted children has encouraged parents within their support group to teach these children, "Don't ask, don't tell" if these children communicate any interest in the opposite sex.
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U.S. Military Taking Losses After Drafting Generation Z in Wake of War With China, Russia, & Iran
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
It turns out that the number one reason why these Generation Z recruits keep dying on the battlefield on day one is they cannot get it out of their head that they cannot respawn if they are killed in action.
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