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Desperate for a Solution, the Biden Administration Turns to AI

The Day the Earth Stood Still for President Biden and his chief advisors. Welcome to the Biden Administration nightmare.
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Biden Takes Credit for 70% Drop in El Salvador Murder Rate
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, World News
Following breaking news that the El Salvador crime rate has plunged by 70% this past year, President Biden goes on camera to say that allowing U.S. migrants "is a good thing -- we are helping South American nations reduce crime. That includes sex-trafficking, drug cartels and violent gangs..."
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Chinese Plot to Overthrow America - Shock and Terror at the White House
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, World News
"Just minutes after the release of that transcript, armed U.S. troops are now seen surrounding the White House as tanks, helicopters, and Humvees pass through the White House gates and on to the lawn. We're getting a live feed now from an AP reporter on the ground as troops are now entering the White House."
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Putin Celebrates Havana Syndrome 2.0 Attack On US Democratic Party
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, World News
Putin laughs. Xi laughs. "It is brilliant... no headaches, no disorientation. Just complete retardation. Their own people call them insane. We must continue to strike the radical left progressives with our weaponry..."
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Iranian Attacks: Biden Strikes Back with 'Decadence from Hell' - Iran on it's Heels
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, World News
After the latest attacks from Iran backed terrorists on U.S. bases, President Biden has told Iran "he's decided how to respond to the killing of 3 U.S. soldiers." Now, across the nation, the suspense is killing us all...
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America in 2023 — Has the Nation Become a Circus Freak Show?

Are you sure you want progress for America? Here's what progress looks like as the left is pushing it. Its primary goal — to create a huge class of Democratic voters and secure a Democratic dynasty. The consequence — it's devastating families and making America the laughingstock of the nations.
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Video Game Under Fire For Dinosaur Fossils That Appear 'Millions of Years Old'

The Indiana Jones video game franchise has come to XBox One and Playstation 5 with a Raiders of the Lost Ark reboot igniting a firestorm of controversy from radical left Athiest groups across the U.S., Canada, and UK.
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