At the same time, legitimate and very real internet searches for "am I gay" increased by 3500% within the FBI and private intelligence sectors. Is China to blame for LGBTQ now infiltrating what's supposed to be high level intelligence and our critical law enforcement installations? Young gay recruits, liberal agents, transgenders -- is this part of China's master plan to weaken America?"
"'It's a circus, it really is,' says the whistle blower who has asked to remain anonymous. 'This is supposed to be high level intelligence but every day it looks more like a hippie's acid trip of conspiracies and a lot of it is shared blame between Democratic-influenced military intelligence and very liberal private intelligence contractors tasked with the surveillance of U.S. citizens following January 6. And a lot of these intelligence contractors are kids barely out of diapers. But the government is desperate to find the big bad wolf of Conservative American citizens, but it just doesn't exist. Maybe they should be catching the rampant acts of violence happening in cities like New York and Chicago where random street attacks are happening just about every day.'"
The reporter pauses, then continues, "In Michigan, just today, anti-Israeli demonstrators are shouting 'Death to America' and yet we do nothing about that? Right on American soil.
If any January sixers had shouted that, heads would still be rolling 3 years later.
We reached out to the White House for comment but were informed that Biden's team is busy preparing for festivities in celebration of Gay Pride month at the White House and a speech by San Francisco's Bearded Lady about 'trans-visibility' and encouraging the American people to 'let your trans-self out' and to come out and vote this November."
"On to our next story... The Chinese military machine continues it's aggressive expansion as well as it's Belt and Road Initiative. We reached out to the White House for comment and once again we were told that Biden's team is busy preparing for festivities of Gay Pride month. President Biden did say, 'Let China worry about China. I've got my own problems to deal with. My re-election is in jeopardy if I don't wrangle up more votes. Let Gay Pride month begin...'"
The Newsmax reporter shakes his head. He says, "Did President Biden just put on lipstick?... I can't believe it."
The head shaking continues. He says, "Well, while our Commander in Chief no longer lights up the White House Christmas tree -- or celebrates Christmas for that matter -- we can always count on him to light up the White House with the colors of the rainbow every Gay Pride month... What has this nation come to... God Help us."