He realizes suddenly that he's dreaming. He's looking down on New York City from the night sky overhead. Across the city, most of the lights are off. Suddenly Elon hears the words, "MAKE BABYLON GREAT AGAIN."
The words have an ominous sound.
He's suddenly looking at NYC from a different angle, not from up above, but from a panoramic side view, and he's looking directly at the Empire State Building. A monstrous picture of a three-eyed pagan goddess with a long red pointed tongue stares back at him.
Elon awakes suddenly, shouting into the air, shaken and distraught at the unexpected and very frightening dream he just had. He looks at the clock, which reads 3:01 AM. He turns on the lights and reaches for a phone.
"I need to talk to someone," Elon says hurriedly to the assistant on the other end of the line.
"Who?" the assistant asks, and then, "Why?"
"I just had a dream!" Elon says with some anxiety, the emotion in his voice. "I need to talk to someone -- that pastor. That pastor that prayed for me yesterday at the Wisconsin Town Hall. Can you put me on the phone with him?"
"Give me some time here to track him down," the assistant responds. "I'll see what I can do."
"It's important," Elon replies. "I need to talk to him -- now."
A few minutes later Elon's staff puts him on the phone with the Christian pastor who prayed over him while he was on stage discussing DOGE's discovery of over a million fraudulent Social Security numbers in 2024 created by the Biden Administration -- incredible evidence of more waste, fraud, and abuse by the widespread corrupt Democrats across the federal government.
And that makes Elon a marked man -- hated and reviled by the radical left -- triggering that pastor to offer to pray and ask for God's protection.
Elon relives the dream he had, sharing it in detail with the Christian pastor. When Elon gets to the description of the demonic goddess portrayed on the side of New York's Empire State Building, that's when the pastor finally replies --
"Elon, that's not just a dream. That actually took place on August 1, 2015. A Hindu Indian goddess. An artist and political activist organized its portrayal on the Empire State Building to call attention to what he called 'Mother Nature' and the threat of global pollution to the environment. Christians, however, seen that Hindu goddess as a sign of the demonic, a sign of the Bible's End Times and the darkness over our country and culture -- the immorality, the murders, the sex trafficking, the prostitution, the corporate greed and corruption... You weren't watching the news that day were you?"
Elon says, "No, I wasn't. I was building rocket ships. What does it mean though? 'MAKE BABYLON GREAT AGAIN'?? And then I see that horrifying goddess from some demonic pagan nightmare? That was scary."
The pastor doesn't respond right away. To Elon, he seems to be in thought. Finally, the pastor says into the phone, "MAKE BABYLON GREAT AGAIN -- It's the people Elon. The culture. That Democrat rage you see. The lunacy. The insanity. The theatrics. The Cory Booker speech. Calls for resistance. To attack the pillars... These are murderers, Elon. You and President Trump -- you both need God's protection right now. You both need to be in a real relationship with Jesus Christ. Too many people want to kill you. That number is growing daily. Many are in our government. DOGE can't get all of them. The rage is building. You are looking at the face of evil."
"I don't get it. I'm doing so much for these people. Electric cars... Starship is going to take them to Mars. Isn't that what everybody wants?"
"You haven't read the Bible, have you Elon?"
"Well, no, but I have heard it discussed by many people who say they have."
"That is not the same as reading it. I've read it, Elon... we're not destined to make it to Mars. God has something bigger for us. Better and bigger. An incredible place beyond our current comprehension. And a renewed Earth -- after God has brought judgment on mankind and cleanses this world of its immorality, corruption, and endless evil. A paradise on Earth. A paradise in Heaven."
Elon ponders the pastor's words for a moment. "That sounds like science fiction," he replies.
"Colonizing Mars sounds like science fiction as well," the pastor says. "Yet, here you are."
Elon doesn't respond. Then, "I never thought of it that way," he says finally.
"Elon," the pastor says. "Have you ever heard of the Romans Road? And no, it's not in Rome... In the Bible, Romans 3:23, the Apostle Paul writes, 'For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.' Then, in Romans 6:23, Paul writes, 'For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.'"
"Wow. I have heard those a few times over the years, but I can't say I tried to comprehend it."
"Elon, what you and President Trump are doing for this country, or trying to do, is a tremendous blessing for parents, for girls' sports, for the locker room, and for the un-born children. We as Christians are thankful to God for putting you both in this position. At the same time, you have been a wrecking ball to the Democrat party, and clearly all that they have worked and schemed for. It's clear to us Christians, those who are awake and alert, that the Democrats have woven a sophisticated and complex web of corruption, all in the name of a one party system. You called it right. It's very possible that God right now is bringing judgment in many forms to the Democrat party. But what is God's plan, his long term plan, for you and President Trump?"
"I can't answer that obviously," Elon says. "I haven't always been a believer."
"Needless to say, its time to become a believer now. You and President Trump should be consulting weekly with Christians who are heavy into End Times. One more suggestion -- you might want to put Jesus on speed dial."
Elon laughs. He says, "You're telling me I can call Jesus, the Son of God, just by picking up my phone?"
The pastor laughs. "Something like that. Actually, it's called prayer. It starts with faith. Faith starts by receiving the grace of God, embracing it, and following the example and teachings of his Son. Jesus really did die on the cross for us. On the third day, he rose from the dead. One day soon, he is coming back. The Bible assures us, there will be a day -- and signs of his soon return."
"Signs?" Elon says. "Like, what kind of signs?"
"Like the fact that I am a nobody, and I just prayed for you in front of the eyes of the whole world. I'd call that a sign."
Unexpectedly Elon's phone lights up as another call is coming in.
"POTUS" reads the caller ID.
"President Trump!!" Elon says excitedly after ending the call with the pastor.
President Trump replies, "Elon, Elon -- I just had a crazy dream. I can't give you all the details at the moment. I'm still trying to sort this out... Instead of Make America Great Again -- maybe we should change that to... Make God Great Again."
Elon nods his head. "That makes a lot of sense, Mr. President," he says. "We need to talk. The Democrats are literally bat**** crazy. They want to burn everything down."
"I know," President Trump replies. "I know. I have just signed an emergency executive order putting all registered Democrats on heavy duty psychiatric prescribed meds. Elon, turn on your television."
Elon reaches for a remote control and presses a button, bringing up a news station. The spectacle caught by news cameras almost cannot be described.
God is real!! Elon thinks to himself, his eyes wide.
He answers prayer. He performs mighty miracles. He walks on water. He designed creation in just six days and rested on the seventh.
Elon is having a religious experience.
There before Elon's eyes, on the screen... Cory Booker is in a straight jacket. Jasmine Crockett is in a straight jacket. Chuck Schumer is in a straight jacket. And they are not going peacefully. Wild eyed and half crazed, Elon watches in amazement as they are dragged away by police and psychiatric doctors. Journalists report each is on their way to a mental hospital where they will receive ongoing treatment and medication and perhaps even time with priests.
At the mention of a priest, Jasmine Crockett is suddenly screaming incoherently.
Chuck Schumer is foaming at the mouth.
Cory Booker's eyes suddenly double in size, each eyeball looking in a different direction than the other. Pushed into a padded ambulance, he begins another speech, but none of it makes sense. He's still talking, even as the doors of the ambulance are locked and closed. His face pressed to the glass, he looks like actor Jack Nicholson from the 1980 horror movie, the Shining.
Elon thanks President Trump for the phone call and then turns off his television and experiences one of the best nights' sleep ever.
