FOX NEWS: "In a record breaking year for whistle blowers, several more whistle blowers have come forward warning that the federal government is using a ruse in order to inject themselves into local law enforcement.
What the feds call a "partnership in our war against domestic terrorism" is actually just a front in an effort to place agents in observe and report positions so they can track who in local law enforcement supports Trump -- and who does not.
In a surprising twist, many local law enforcement officers admit already knowing this and have been feeding the "babysitters" false intelligence for several months.
How effective has that false intelligence been?
Just today, FBI Director Christopher Wray put "Catholic choir boys" on domestic terrorist watch lists and declared them to be the most dangerous threat America's security and sovereignty has ever faced.
We showed up to ask local police some questions but all we heard was endless laughter and someone saying 'What a dumb ass' over and over again while pointing at the FBI Director who was giving testimony on a nearby television... Let's listen now."
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CHRISTOPER WRAY: "The Catholic Choir Boys are the most dangerous domestic terrorists to ever roam the homeland. They are incredibly smart and are enemies of the state... essentially hiding in plain site while they sing their hymns every Sunday. They are clean -- too clean. It is obvious to our covert operations teams that someone high up is running a very sophisticated op."
SENATOR JOSH HAWLEY: "Director Wray, I find that very hard to believe in fact... it makes me wonder... it brings up many questions... Let's talk about drug seizures for a moment. Specifically crack. Crack cocaine. The same crack that President Biden's son, Hunter Biden has been caught with on more than one occassion... who is taking inventory of the FBI's seized crack cocaine? More than one whistle blower has come forward alleging widespread use and abuse of crack cocaine by the federal government... there have been crack pipes found in the vehicles of FBI agents, the same FBI agents tasked with tracking down anyone with any suspected connection to January 6... one crack pipe was found under President Biden's desk... with wide eyes darting every direction, minutes later he sat down for an interview with CNN and declared that Donald Trump is a threat to U.S. security."
CHRISTOPHER WRAY: "That was not the President's crack pipe. That was Hunters!!"
SENATOR JOSH HAWLEY: "We'd like to request that the President agree to an immediate drug test. We owe it to the American people. They need to know that President Biden is not smoking crack."
CHRISTOPHER WRAY: "Hold on a second. I need to look at something on my phone... I just need a few more moments... Found it... Okay -- we can agree to the drug test. 30 days from now. Not a day less... we will prove to the American people, once and for all, that President Biden and the federal government are not smoking crack."
SENATOR JOSH HAWLEY: "If you're not smoking crack -- which, I find incredibly hard to believe -- what are you smoking??"
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FOX NEWS: "There you have it, folks. We have finally gotten the truth about Trump Derangement Syndrome... the truth about billions of dollars in FEMA money being funneled to migrants and the disaster it's caused following Hurricane Helene and Hurricane Milton... the truth about the federal government's operation to turn the peace march on the Capitol on January 6 into an insurrection... It is 100% true -- they are all smoking crack. It is no longer a conspiracy theory. Most of us suspected it -- Now we know with out any doubt."
