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"HULK, SMASH" - Marvel Comics Comes to the White House

HULK, SMASH - Marvel Comics Comes to the White House HULK, SMASH - Marvel Comics Comes to the White House
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News

They killed Charlie!

Millions of people are in mourning over the tragic loss of Charlie Kirk. President Trump has just given a speech to the nation from the Oval Office, a speech many of us needed to hear at a time of such devastating loss for Conservatives and Christians both. Not just in the United States, but also countries around the world.

President Trump notices a commotion outside, rises from his desk, and goes to a window. "WHAT IS THAT??" he says loudly. No, he thinks to himself, it can't be. He closes his eyes tight and opens them again.

But yes, it is.

The Hulk.

The Incredible Hulk.

Colleagues in the room all start talking over each other. One colleague is on a phone call and suddenly shouts, "YES, YES -- it's the Hulk. He heard about the assassination of Charlie Kirk and he's come out of retirement."

All eyes are now looking out of the windows of the Oval Office out to the White House lawn where a very angry Hulk has his hands lifted up toward the sky. Those up close are surprised to see what looked like a tear drop in one of Hulk's eyes.

His mood changes. News cameras and reporters quickly flood the scene and witness a now very angry Hulk repeatedly shouting, "HULK, SMASH!!!"

He leaps off the front lawn and into the sky, coming down on the headquarters of the Democrat National Convention arena and completely destroying the place.

"HULK, SMASH!!!"

He leaps back into the air and lands at a nearby ocean marina where George Soros and his associates are drinking and celebrating on a massive yacht. The right is in mourning and the left is celebrating. What are they celebrating?

"HULK, SMASH!!!"

Unexpectedly, out of the sky, Marvel's Thor suddenly shows up and attempts to calm the massive beast.

"Hulk, Hulk, calm down, buddy. Calm down." The words have a soothing effect. "Listen, Jesus teaches us to love and forgive our enemies. It's not optional. But have faith. God has a plan to destroy all of it. This is HIS fight. HE has an army. Just calm down, keep the faith, and endure the hardship and misery of life. Endure the persecution. That's what we as Christians are called for. Instead of the radical left hearing us smash their headquarters, instead let them hear us praying and singing to the Lord."

Hulk looks at him, ponders his words for a few moments. He makes a fist suddenly and swings a massive arm like a baseball bat, smashing into Thor and launching Thor into the distant sky.

"HULK... SMASH!!!"

He leaps once again into the sky overhead and lands on a building with an MSNBC sign out front.

He smiles.

"HULK, SMASH!!!"

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#Revelation310

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