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Indiana Removes 'Gender Confused' Teen from Christian Home -- Parents Call the A-Team

Indiana Removes 'Gender Confused' Teen from Christian Home -- Parents Call the A-Team
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, US News
Somewhere in Indiana a mother and father are heard by neighbors yelling and crying, clearly upset, following their "gender confused" teen's removal from their Christian home by state officials.

Things quiet down suddenly when the father looks across the living room to the television set and a Conservative newscast on that very subject.

"Our children are being out right kidnapped from us by the Radical Left," says the voice from the television set. "We send our children off to public school where they are surrounded by LGBTQ doctrine and where a growing number of their peers are consequently identifying as LGBTQ. Regarding these parents in Indiana..."

"He's talking about us," the mother interrupts emotionally, pushing back tears. Angry, heartbroken, the father nods in acknowledgement.

The voice continues from the TV, "...They literally had their son taken from them by state officials because of his 'gender confused' designation. This has clearly gone too far. Now parents can't even teach their children that there is another way that is not transgenderism or homosexuality. Apparently both are the new norm in Indiana. So they took this teenage son from a Christian household because his parents were educating him about sex and gender. Does this mean that they're going to ban the story of Adam and Eve from church Sunday school class? Is that what's next? Or are they simple going to make the Bible illegal? Is there any way to ever put a stop to this?"

Several feet away from the television, suddenly there's a knock at the door. "I'll get that," he says to his wife.

He opens the door and is greeted by a neighbor.

"Dennis, how are you?" the father says to his neighbor. "Sorry for all the yelling. I know it can carry. It's just been so hard having Brian taken from us by the State."

"It's hard to watch you guys go through this," Dennis replies. "It's just not right. So I made some phone calls. I've got a friend that knows some people back from his Army days. He's got a few years on us but he's still apparently got some connections. He made a phone call and I've got a number to give you now."

Dennis hands the father a piece of paper. "Call Hannibal at this number."

The father thanks his neighbor. Two days go by before he and his wife finally get their wits together to make that phone call without sounding like an emotional mess.

"We want to help you, really we do," says the A-Team's John "Hannibal" Smith to the distraught parents on the other end of the phone. "Unfortunately, it's a different world we're living in. This isn't 1982 anymore. It's 2024. This whole government is quickly turning gay and corrupt on all of us."

"What are you sayin', Hannibal?" shouts Mr. T in the background.

Mr. T then says, "We're gonna help this woman, we're gonna help this father. What if it was your child?"

"They can call the FBI," says Hannibal.

"Are you kiddin'?" says Mr. T. "Do you really think they're gonna do anything about this? As far as they're concerned it's all protected by the law. Whatcha think Murdock, crazy man?"

Murdock rolls out from under the A-Team van. "Let's do it. We've got a teenager to save from a corrupt government that just wants to give it to him in the *ss. These bureaucrats passing these laws might as well be pedophiles. This country is quickly going crazy on all of us. When you're hearing that from me you know things aren't quite right. In any other culture, anyone pushing homosexuality on children would be called a pedophile. Anyone who supports it is a pedophile."

"You're right," says Hannibal. "That right there is a major talking point for throwing these radical left bastard pedophiles off a cliff and protecting kids."

"What we need to do," Mr. T says, "Is get organized. We need to start farming A-Team out. Forming A-Teams in all 50 states. There's a lot of pedophiles holding government offices committing treason every day that support this. When children are being taken from loving and God-fearing parents, there's nothing American about that. That is not the American way. Now you've gone into a Christian home and done this to these parents?"

"And affirming and filling their head with all that LGBTQ bull***t." Murdock says, "What a nightmare. They're gonna destroy this family. How many families have they already destroyed?"

Mr. T stomps a foot down on the ground. He takes a deep breath, lets it out. "I wonder what God has in store for them?" he says angrily. "I guarantee that this isn't going to go unanswered... God's gonna answer... I had this crazy grandma, she was always talking to us kids about judgment day and Revelation and saying it was all gonna happen fast one day... I think that day is here. These things are happening way too fast."

"Whatever's going on," says Hannibal. "Somebody just pressed the fast-forward button on Doomsday... Now, let's go get this kid back to his parents."

Matthew 18:6 - "If anyone causes one of these little ones—those who believe in me—to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea."

Related: Indiana Removes 'Gender Confused' Teen from Christian Home, Parents Ask Supreme Court for Help

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