A high ranking cartel member is shouting into a satellite phone. "We need to keep our dealers out on the streets moving our product!! These **cking MAGA humpers are getting in the way. They're in the way of everything we have built. I got children to feed!"
"We've dropped millions into these liberal politicians. They better keep stepping up. Keep ICE's hands off our operations. Who can you put in contact with Newsom??"
"They're getting the message. Democrats are getting in line to continue the trips to El Salvador to try to get our gangsters and sicarios back into the U.S."
"It can't happen fast enough. What about Denver?? How much money do we got to pump into Colorado politicians to keep that a sanctuary state? Those f**king gringos better keep our gangsters out moving product."'
"What about these riots in L.A.? We got enough people there to burn ICE to the ground. Newsom needs to keep giving speeches about ICE targeting dishwashers, gardeners, cooks, and seamstresses ... that's going to boil up the rage we need to set the ground work for what we're going to hit them with next."
"The next pallets won't be bricks. They'll be AK-47s and grenade launchers. That'll teach 'em not to f**k with us."
"If Trump had some smart advisors he'd give the crime-free migrants a free pass -- out smart our corrupt friend George Soros and come up with programs to turn them into future Republican voters -- and then keep the focus solely on throwing out the hard core criminals. Let's hope they don't play that card."
Wicked laugh.
"What would Jesus do??"
Another wicked laugh.
"Give the dishwashers, gardeners, cooks, and seamstresses a free pass -- and shut Newsom up? Target the hard core criminals, dealers, and gangsters. And make sure the American people and the migrant community know that that is the focus. Want amnesty, migrants? Cough up some gangsters. Cough up sex traffickers. Help us clean up America's streets."
"You're starting to sound like a Christian Conservative."
Wicked laugh. "If that was the case -- Trump's 'mission from God' needs to line up with scripture -- does it?"
"He's got faith advisors. Where are they? They need to figure this out. Before this spirals out of control."
"Maybe it's already out of control. Not once has he called the nation to repentance. Not once has he revealed the nation's sin."
"That's a good thing for us. If this was China's America, half the population would be hooked on our product. Whatever we can do to help China."
"I'll make another call."