At a back-street warehouse deep within Hollywood, CA, where props and costumes from War of the Worlds can still be found, a movie producer, actors and actresses -- and supporting crew -- all start preparing for a major protest of fake Trumpers in the days leading up to the 2024 Presidential election.
Banners and protest signs throughout the warehouse read, "IT'S RIGGED".
Notably -- instead of "Dressing Room" on a handful of doors, it reads instead, "Cross-Dressing Room".
"Ok, characters," the producer shouts. "We all know how the Conservatives feel about illegal alien votes for Kamala. We're going to use this to help us stage a protest that results in Martial Law and the government rounding up Conservative politicians and social media influencers across the country -- right before the election. Our inside ladies at the Pentagon support this. If we do it right, we'll get several thousand arrests and convictions of key right wingers -- and the forced closure of those annoying and hateful right wing media news outlets -- HATE SPEECH, ALL OF IT."
"You got it!!" an assistant shouts back. "We're gonna shut 'em down for good... Ok, people," he shouts. "This needs to look more violent and more chaotic than January 6... Is everybody ready? We need racists, we need Molotov cocktails, we need anti-government protesters... Get me a shaman -- like ten of 'em. Costumes, wigs, makeup crew -- let's get to work."
An actress suddenly starts sobbing as people around her start trying to console her.
"What's wrong?" shouts the producer.
Fighting back tears, she says, "It's about time... I hate Donald Trump. I HATE HIM... I HATE HIM!!!"
"There, there, now," says the producer, walking over. "We're all on that page. Don't worry -- when this is all over with he's gonna find himself behind bars for life and you'll never hear another word about Fox News, Newsmax, the New York Post, Tucker Carlson and the list goes on. We're gonna pin this whole thing on them... Put them all in Guantanamo."
"AND J.D. VANCE!!" screams another woman nearby. "HE'S GOTTA GO, TOO... ever since his childless cat lady comments I have been suffering panic attacks and hallucinations -- I had to be hospitalized twice."
"We know!" shouts the producer. "Your online posts haunt all of us -- and we're really concerned about the meds you're taking... But, we understand."
"YES!!" she replies, emotionally. "And I'd have like 15 kids right now if they had banned abortion 5 years ago. Going underground with my recent abortions is getting expensive."
"You're gonna collect a nice pay check for this," the producer says. "Hand-signed by George Soros himself."
The woman stops crying, regains control. "That will be nice," she says. "Thank you, sir -- thank you for this opportunity."
"Please don't use the word, sir," says the producer. "Just ... 'she / him'."
For a few moments everyone in the room goes cross-eyed. Several people are heard murmuring, "She / him... She / him... She / him."
"She / him?" an actress asks, confused.
The producer says, "I'm still early in my transition."
Suddenly a phone rings.
It's the assistant's phone and he answers. He looks at the producer. He says, "It's our contact high up in the CIA. He wants to know if you read that play book of regimes we've toppled around the world?"
The producer replies, "Yes, yes -- let him know I read that chapter on the Soviet Union, Brazil, and Chile several times over... how the CIA worked behind the scenes to help topple multiple governments in decades past... This is gonna work -- flawlessly. If you're a Conservative, you're either gonna be in Guantanamo Bay one day or running from tanks."
"On with the show," the producer's assistant shouts, smiling. "THAT'S A WRAP."
