A large crowd of Trump fans numbering in the tens of thousands celebrates as President Trump (once again our elected President) walks on to the stage, waiving a raised hand in all directions.
The crowd cheers.
It is quite a sight to behold -- especially when you look at just how many large mounted cameras are displayed all around the stage and the arena, the vast majority of the cameras all pointing directly at the crowd itself.
Hundreds of cameras. Towering cameras.
On a large televised screen behind the President and above the stage, the crowd appears on the screen, leading to more cheers and red MAGA hats being held up and waived.
Suddenly, on the screen, words appear -- "Make America Great Again". A few moments later the words fade out and large evening fireworks appear on the screen in a burst of explosions. The crowd cheers again followed by thundering applause, hand shakes and high fives.
Trump walks out on to the stage and stands up at the podium where large microphones have been placed. As the cheers gradually subside and the crowd grows quiet, his voice sounds out from large speakers, "As you can see we have a very special event planned today. This is a very, very special event. This is going to be a day that is celebrated as a national holiday every year going forward. Mark my words. Mark my words."
The crowd cheers, many looking around anxiously, everyone wondering just what it is that President Donald Trump is about to announce to everyone there at the arena and watching on screens around the nation and even the world.
President Trump says, "If you really are a voter, and you really did vote for me, please take off your sunglasses."
As a number of people in the crowd take off their sunglasses, smiles and wide eyes grow every where in anticipation and growing curiosity as to just what Trump is going to do or say next. Cameras tower over the crowd at every angle, ready to record everything and everybody -- nothing can hide from the cameras.
President Trump finally says: "Excellent. Very, very excellent... Look around please... Everyone else that you see that has not removed their sunglasses... is a radical left government agent here to cause trouble. You have my permission... to wedgie."
On the large televised screen behind the President, the word "WEDGIE" flashes on and off repeatedly, in all caps and towering letters.
A man in the crowd standing 6 foot, seven inches tall, just a beast, shouts, "Trump... ROCKS!!"
Smile after smile fills the crowd. Those still wearing sunglasses -- not smiling. A few of them visibly piss their pants, hands held out in fear -- many trying to back away but completely surrounded at every side.
They are not going anywhere.
The crowd closes in and scuffles break out. One after another, the men wearing sunglasses amid a chorus of girly screams find themselves hoisted up from their rear waistbands as the crowd chants, "WEDGIE, WEDGIE, WEDGIE..."
On televised screens around the nation, those tuned to Fox News that day and other popular Conservative news stations will forever remember the words of a certain Conservative news reporter: "This is a historic moment we are witnessing. It is a long time coming. It brings tears to my eyes to witness this... Thank you, Mr. President. Thank you."
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