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Woke National Security Analyst Team Labels Conservatives, "SAVAGES"

Woke National Security Analysts Label Conservatives Savages
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, US News
This guy could seriously win a Flamer of the Year award, thinks his straight colleague who is pretty sure this is going to be the last day he works for this place anymore.

This is not what he signed up for.

He looks around the room and listens to dozens of metrosexual men, women, transgenders and non-binaries all talking into headsets and clicking away at keyboards -- all part of a large surveillance team of young government analysts, all in the name of national security.

Woke is a disaster for this agency, he thinks to himself.

If his friends back home knew what his colleagues look and sound like they would think he had gone to the dark side.

Suddenly, Joey, an obviously very gay 30 year old man in a nearby cubicle, throws off his headphones and jumps to his feet with a highly distressed look on his face. He exclaims, "Savages!! These guys are savages!! I can't stand it anymore!!"

Around the room murmurs echo, "What happened Joey?? What did you hear??"

"It's one of those Conservatives."

A voice nearby asks, "ATF is Gay from YouTube?? All the guns on the wall??"

"No, but that one keeps me up at night as well," replies Joey. "It's that guy with the dirt bikes and lifted truck. Plays his music loud -- I hate that music!!"

"What happened this time?" asks the same voice. "Lynyrd Skynyrd?? Florida Georgia Line??"

Joey sighs. He says, "The day started with him just getting off work and jumping into his truck and roasting tires out of the parking lot... I hope he's fired... He cranked up the music and I had to listen to Southern Rock and Country music about beer and trucks for the next 45 minutes. He got home to his wife and, well, I can't tell you what I listened to but it's going to really haunt me, send me to therapy again. I had no idea that a man could make a woman..." His voice trails off. He continues, "She went into beast mode, a real vixen... I just can't handle spying on these Conservatives anymore. They're savages!!"

Another high pitched flamer voice pipes up, "Yes -- they are domestic terrorists. Insurrectionists -- the whole lot of them... They are brutal. So rowdy. I just can't handle it... Anybody that rowdy is going to come unhinged at anytime. Another Oklahoma City building is going to go up in smoke... Maybe DC this time. Clearly... We need to raise the threat level to Critical."

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Now we understand ladies and gentlemen why the US federal government has labeled domestic terrorism the number one threat to the Homeland -- and why they put Conservatives and Trump supporters on extensive watchlists.

It's because they're woke and they're gay.

You can thank the Far Left Democrats.

In reality there should be probably 90% less people on these domestic terrorist watchlists.

The real terrorists are the ones that the Biden and Harris administration welcomed across our Southern and Northern borders, hidden in among millions of migrants in search of a better life.

These are the terrorists that are going to hit the United States. And when they do, they're going to hit it hard.

If Trump wins the Presidency he's going to inherit a problem that may be too big and too late to stop. Many Christians, Catholics, and Bible believers watching the news and events in the world post repeatedly on social media that everything we are witnessing and experiencing right now is Biblical. Spend some time on CBN.com/news (Christian Broadcasting Network news page) and realize everything we are witnessing in Israel right now is right out of Luke 21, Matthew 24, and Ezekiel 38.

Unfortunately, before it gets better -- drastically and eternally better, as we're told in the Bible, it's going to get worse -- drastically worse. There will be a lot of death, however there's still a way out. Jesus "rescues us from the coming wrath." 1 Thessalonians 1:10.

This is a good time for a lot of people and those who are lukewarm or backslidden in the faith to reverse that. Renew your faith in Jesus, and repent, while you still have time. John 3:16.

While we are still here, as evangelicals, or simply as Conservatives, let's get out and vote. Lets get our friends and families out to vote. Trump has the policies most friendly to Christians and all we see from Kamala Harris are anti-Christian policies that threaten our children and destroy the country.

#GetOutandVote   #GetWokeOutofGovernment

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